Excerpts from Mo Watson's Self-Published book, The Clink and Clank in My Cranium

"Worm Liver and Fried-Eyed Cheese"

It was easy to
free my
mind
but
my ass...
my ass
stayed
behind

"My Wheeze-Bag"

The malapropisms were no
longer humorous
when
the lunkhead father died
of ammonia.

From Mo Watson's book, The Clink and Clank in My Cranium. Published in 1990 by Please Remove Your Hat Lady, I Can't See the Movie Press