Saccharine Everythings - Vol. 1

Here are list of five things that make my world (and possibly your world) a much happier place.

1. I believe owning this sweater would make me a better person.

2. George Segal is a very under-rated actor. Take a gander at this films. I bet you'll agree!



What did you think?

3. When I was a child, I owned this gun.



Now that I have children of my own, I sometimes feel that their childhoods will be less fun without this gun in their lives. I feel that way about Hugo, Man of a Thousand Faces, too.

What a world it was in the 70s!

I can remember shooting ghosts in my dark basement and then dressing up Hugo in his weird Beatle's Hair-do for yet another attempt at assassinating my brother's Charlie McCarthy doll. I'm getting misty-eyed just a-reminiscing on it...

The children of today will never know fun like that!!

4. Speaking of Charlie McCarthy...



Hindsight being absurd, this film is actually a prime example of the dadaist movement's influence over Hollywood films of the late 30s.

OK...it's not,but if you pretend that it is you will fall in love with it or at least tolerate it's presence on your boob tube.

5. This has made its rounds about the internet for sometime now. I find it deeply and profoundly hilarious.